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jethrocane:

highlyfunctioning-fangirl:

renious:

WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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Bonus: WHEN YOU WATCH A SAD MOVIE BUT YOU FORGET YOURE WEARING EYELINER

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WHEN U GET IN THE SHOWER BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

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(via blackyrider)

harold666styles:

snorlaxatives:

swiggity swonk pULL THE LEVER KRONK

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swiggity swever that’s the

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WRONG LEVER

(Source: snorlaxatives, via blackyrider)

ATTENTION ALL DOCTOR WHO FANS

sarahpjbear:

sammyscupcakeinthetardis:

merlin-the-last-dragon-lord:

ijustlikepsychoticthings:

deductionswiththedoctor:

demonbehindyou:

dickdickdickdickdickdick:

Step I; Open this
Step II; Open this
Step III; Have fun for hours

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I LOVE YOU

its like you are flying the TARDIS

OMG I LOVE YOU!

THAT IS SO INCREDIBLY ADDICTIVE. 0_0

I just figured out you can make it spin! Hehehehehe I’m flying the TARDIS! <3

I GOT SOOO DIZZY WHILE DOING ITS SO AWESOME

(via jennalindalediert)

cupcake2600:

this is one of the reasons I love them

(Source: falling-winchester, via jennalindalediert)

partyindatardis:

when i first saw this episode i was like yeah ok cool space pig

but then i realized

then i fucking realized 

Toshiko Sato met the Doctor before Jack did and she didn’t even fucking know it

WE GOT A CROSSOVER THAT WE DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT FOR 3 YEARS

(via jennalindalediert)

herooflife:

rilgon:

randomness-is-rampant:

castielscongregation:

apeturemurder:

admin666:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur
NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes 

fucking hell it yells mom like a lost child!! This is straight out of a horror film

WHAT



It gets creepier when you know that these types of birds were thought to be psychopomps, harbingers of death who helped guide souls to the underworld. This status is found in cultures ranging from Aboriginal Australia, to Europe, to the Incas, because of their haunting cries.

Am… am I a horrible person because I think it looks cute?

ah yes the “harbinger of death”

"leader of souls" 

truly majestic bird

herooflife:

rilgon:

randomness-is-rampant:

castielscongregation:

apeturemurder:

admin666:

karkatstuck:

tangarang:

fullmetalbukkake:

lafix:

A very bizarre bird was photographed in Venezuela recently. Meet the Potoo, which is rarely seen in daylight. - Imgur

NOPE

what the fuck is that

that looks like a god damn nightmare

and this is sound it makes 

fucking hell it yells mom like a lost child!! This is straight out of a horror film

WHAT

It gets creepier when you know that these types of birds were thought to be psychopomps, harbingers of death who helped guide souls to the underworld. This status is found in cultures ranging from Aboriginal Australia, to Europe, to the Incas, because of their haunting cries.

Am… am I a horrible person because I think it looks cute?

ah yes the “harbinger of death”

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"leader of souls" 

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truly majestic bird

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(via alicetheredking)

Listening My Fair Lady and Fiddler on the Roof all day because of reasons

ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:


No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.
No one.

ruthlessamor:

ayellowbirds:

punishandenslavesuckers:

There is a real actual Spiderman comic where he pretends this is his power and the bad guys drop their weapons and give up. XD And it makes me happy. 

Here it is:

No one can ever say spiderman is not the best superhero of all time.

No one.

(Source: trollingchannel, via blackyrider)

dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:

princessstarberry:

Sleeping bag sofa - the need is so mighty. 

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL

dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:

princessstarberry:

Sleeping bag sofa - the need is so mighty. 

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL

(via iamwerepandahearmeroar)

wearys:

so i was wondering what my teachers water bottle said and

(via iamwerepandahearmeroar)

cottognapple:

timelordinvictorious:

pandifreyan:

thatscienceguy:

What happens when you rotate Copper Sulfate while it is on fire!

I think Maleficent is about to appear. 

Diagonally

for a second i thought you meant that maleficient was about to appear sideways and i was confused. then i got it.

cottognapple:

timelordinvictorious:

pandifreyan:

thatscienceguy:

What happens when you rotate Copper Sulfate while it is on fire!

I think Maleficent is about to appear. 

Diagonally

for a second i thought you meant that maleficient was about to appear sideways and i was confused. then i got it.

(via onthetardis)

*22

"

Immortality is stupid. Think before you wish.

This message brought to you by Direct TV.

"

Welcome to Night Vale #12, The Candidate (via strawberrysaturn)

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